People Refuse To Stop Grabbing This Chinese Statue's Tits

SOURCE – Tourists at a popular holiday spot in China are being criticised on social media networks after they were photographed fondling the breasts of a naked marble statue. While it may seem like juvenile fun, holidaymakers who grope the historic statue risk being banned from domestic tourist sites by China’s national tourism authority. The photos were snapped at Huaqing Pool in Xi’an city, showing several men taking turns as they put their hands on the breasts of a statue depicting the wife of a former emperor. The photos went viral on Chinese social media networks, drawing criticism from users who accused the visitors of being disrespectful.

At least it’s somewhat comforting to know that it’s not just America that’s suffering from total cultural pussification. Even the big, bad Chinese are infected. I mean look at that statue showin da boobies.

What did they think would happen? Even though I never condone statue titty grabs if you’re a statue and you’ve got your TOFTB in the middle of a Chinese tourist area you kind of deserve to get your titties grabbed right? Loosen up, China, it’s a compliment. That statue has a nice rack on it and people are just looking to get a harmless little piece of the action.

I’m embarrassed as an American that we don’t have people feeling up our monuments. I don’t remember any tourists trying to snag a handful of the Statue of Liberty’s healthy C-cups. No one is ever trying to grab a handful of the MLK Monument’s package. There have been a hundred instances when I’ve walked past the Sam Adams statue right here in Boston and it hasn’t made my dick move a single time. This should be a day of celebration for China; one day they’re surpassing us gringos in manufacturing, the next day they blow past us in statue molestation.

America has never needed a statue of a big-titted, topless Martha Washington as we do at this very moment.

PS: Let’s keep the bellybutton fingering to a minimum, ya weirdo